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You never have to feel that the night is
yours alone.

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Rushing through the stars, captivated by
the world beyond.

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You are alone.

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It's my world and you've grown.

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Holiday time.

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Come on.

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Where have you been?

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Get your watch fixed.

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Bloody hell, it's a fun buy three.

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Oh, when you were telling me Sheila
Crabtree's husband's died.

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59 he was.

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Melanie, 59 he was. Oh.

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No age, is it?

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It's 59, isn't it? Yeah, but it's no
age.

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She were planning to do for his 60th,
apparently.

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Gonna be a big surprise.

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Sounds like he beat her to it, then.

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Oh, you'll end up just like your father,
you will.

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£1 .54, Tommy.

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Never trust a man with a purse.

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Lost me money rolling out of me pocket.

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I've lost millions down the back of them
seats.

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That's my holiday money, that, Tommy.

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There you go.

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£1 .54.

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If you want to take that, they might be
£1 .55.

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Sorry, Claire, that's beautiful as shit.

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Is it being to the table that keeps you
going, Tom?

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He was a right type, sorry.

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He dropped 5p in here, didn't he?

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If he's down that quick, it's him on the
back of the head.

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Brother's not too clever, either.

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It is a shame.

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Oh?

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Sheila Crabtree is under constant care.

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He's got, um...

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Call it now.

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What do they call it?

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Anyways, really poorly.

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Goes in to work with him to an hospital
for a few days when he gets really bad.

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Last time he were in, Sheila got to
visit him. When she asked what ward he

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on, they'd no knowledge of him.

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What do you mean?

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Well, they'd got no knowledge of him.
You mean they didn't know where he was

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the hospital?

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Yes, they had absolutely no knowledge of
him.

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Absolutely no knowledge of him.

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They said he was a clerical error.

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What? He'd been misfiled.

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Sheila were beside herself.

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By the time they found him, visiting
time was over.

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Never heard of that before.

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Absolutely no knowledge of him.

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You still sleeping in the box room, Joe?

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Yeah.

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She's not forgiven you yet, then?

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No. It's going to take a while, that,
innit?

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Yep.

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You can see it from her point of view,
Joe.

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If Sarah had caught me, she'd have
thrown me out of the house.

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I know, I know.

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I regret it now.

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I've never done it before, though.

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I was just drunk and stupid that night.

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If you can convince her it was just a
one -off, with any looks, she might come

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round.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you can't be the first bloke to
wake up in the middle of the night still

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bloodied and pissed in the wardrobe.

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I know.

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Tried to talk to her last night, but she
hit the roof, stomped off, slamming

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doors, the monster.

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Work. Thought Michael Flatley had moved
in upstairs.

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OK, we've called.

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Hi, Winnie, love.

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Hello, Ken.

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Hello, lad. Hi, Winnie. Hi, Winnie.
Heard about your little accident, Joe.

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did laugh, didn't we, Ken?

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I told you, in confidence.

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It's only Winnie.

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Why, what have I said now?

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Nothing, love. Is me mum expecting you?

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Yeah, I rung up earlier.

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Pop up, love.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, smashing, Ken.

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You know, we're running up them stairs.

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Sitting down or what? Oh,

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he's just ruined it, hasn't he?

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All right, Ed. Hi, Eddie.

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Hi. Hey, you've done it to me a couple
of times.

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What? Peed in the wardrobe. It's no
wonder she's annoyed.

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Bloody hell, who haven't you told, Ken?

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There's nothing worse than going out
with your clothes smelling of urine.

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Oh, I know.

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Do you have anyone, Tommy?

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Oh, you're all right. I've just got one.

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Shall I leave you one in the pump for
later?

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No, I'll stay on me own.

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Right -o.

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Oh.

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All right, Ken?

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Right as ninepence, Eddie.

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Yeah.

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See, still got them temporary traffic
lights up at the roadworks, Ken.

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See, the thing is, they're letting more
cars up Esketh Street than they are down

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it. Oh, I love these, Winnie. Thanks a
lot.

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Happy birthday, love. Would you like
one?

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No, thanks, love. You eat them.

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Will they be taking you out tonight,
then, your fella?

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He's cooking me a meal at his flat. Oh!

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Alzheimer's.

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What?

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Sheila Crabtree's brother. That's all he
got, Alzheimer's. And he's just come to

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me. Oh, I am pleased about that.

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Would you like one?

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Oh, thanks, love.

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See the face you love lighter.

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With Terry's all gone.

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Do you know who else is poorly?

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No, who?

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Norma Titishaw's husband, John. Do you
know him?

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John Titishaw?

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No. I know her, but I've never met him.

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You're not likely to either.

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Who is it, that bag?

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Well, they don't think he'll come out.

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Oh, poor love.

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Well, I bet she's devastated, isn't she?
She is.

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She said he's just lying there waiting
for the end. She was on her way to

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hospital when I bumped into her.

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Oh, dear.

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What would you find to talk about in a
situation like that?

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I don't know, Jean.

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She said she just sits by his bed and
reads him his horoscope.

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Hiya. Hiya. All right, girls, what are
you doing here tonight?

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Head up, she's been cancelled.

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It smells dirty.

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Is she going out? Has she not rang you?

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Yeah, don't worry, she's wrong. We know
it's cancelled, but my husband doesn't,

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does he? I'd never get out of the house
if it weren't for this and empty empty

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bin. Oh, I see.

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So it's two gin and slim lines, is it?

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Oh, please, Ken. And a couple of bags of
pork scratchings.

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Coming up. Do you want a bag as well,
Tanya?

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No, go on.

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Tanya, what night are you working for me
this week?

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Friday and Saturday.

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Right. Why didn't you take the aerobics
class, Ken?

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Are you checking the piss?

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Aye, so are you. I won't mind a workout
with you.

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Steady on, Debbie.

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It's no wonder your husband won't let
you out.

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All right, I'm coming.

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Why has she left him for that idiot,
I'll never know.

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Lovely and clean.

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Come in, lad, to make yourself
comfortable.

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We'll be with you in a tick. All right,
Ken, no rush.

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Usual. Yes, please, Ken.

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Hiya,

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Mum. Can you send Mel down, please?
Pinky and Bertie are here again.

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Right, thanks.

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You'll have to cope on your own again
tonight, then, will you?

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Yeah. Nothing new now, is there?

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Well, I could hang on till later, if you
like, when I'm doing nothing.

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If it gets busy, I'll help you out.

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Oh, you don't have it, thanks.

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I'll come behind there and give you a
lift if you want, Ken.

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You're not like Debbie. I'm Alice.

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That's a shame. I've always fancied
giving your landlord's bell a little

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You couldn't afford me, love.

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All right, lads. Who's the dude?

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Oh, mine's the bitter. He's driving
tonight.

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Who, lads?

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So how are you, Ken?

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Everything all right here?

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Fine, no problems.

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Hey, before I forget, four weeks on
Saturday, we're having a day out from

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We'll be all right for half the time
when we get back, won't we? Oh, aye, no

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problem. But remember what we said. Keep
the curtains closed, will you? Oh,

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definitely. So where's this day out to,
then?

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We go on the yacht races for the day,
then at the night we go to the bamboo

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dancing club.

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Bloody hell.

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It's not just twin cheeks, is it?

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Have we seen them? I'll say. We had the
station Christmas, too, that cracking

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night. We had a ball.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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They're not real sisters, you know.

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How do you know? I looked them up on the
database at work.

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Oh, bloody hell.

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They're not even related, Ken.

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Hey, you won't spoil the magic for these
lads in here, will you? No, I won't

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send out.

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We've got some tickets left if you fancy
it.

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Oh, I'll say. We'll have a bit of that.

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Hey, to the regiment!

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I wish I was there!

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They were a good one yesterday, they
were nice.

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Oh, well, aye.

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What's this?

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Oh, this be God is true, this is. What?

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We were on desk duty down at the
station, weren't we? Yeah. This woman

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to report a flasher.

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What's funny about that?

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Wait a moment, you're not heard yet.

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All flustered she was.

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She'd been walking back from the post
office, and this bloke pulls up beside

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and starts asking her directions.

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He's got a map in his lap.

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Oh. Anyway, she's telling him the way.

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Next thing, he pulls the map away.

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He's got his bloody todger out. The
dirty get!

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I know.

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So she shrieks, he speeds off.

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Anyway, she's telling us all this, and
we're having to write it down for the

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report. Yeah.

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And she's given us a good description of
him.

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And then I says to her, and you've got
to ask this, by the way, was he in a

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state of arousal?

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And she says, no, he was in a Ford
Escort.

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Bloody hell, we cracked up.

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Even she had to laugh when we explained
it to her.

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Who was he?

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Oh, bloody old Ken.

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Two sausages, gammon, pineapple rings,
lamb chop, steak,

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onion rings, mushrooms, peas.

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Have I missed anything out, Eddie?

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Tomato cut with a zigzag edge. Tomato
cut with a zigzag edge. £4 .99 a lot. No

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fried bread? No, but still, £4 .99.

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Cracking value, that, Joan.

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All on a big oval plate. All on a big
oval plate. You should have seen the

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turn when they brought it out.

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They were green.

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It was too much for one person, really.

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I ended up giving my pineapple to Eddie.

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Kind of lovely.

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Hey, we had a bit of good luck on
Tuesday, didn't we, Nige? Oh, yeah.

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this? Yeah, it was about ten o 'clock at
night, this was.

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The alarm starts going off at Comet in
the centre of town. Oh, yeah? So they

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a call out for anyone in the vicinity.

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Luckily, we were just around the corner
in Burger King, so we downed a milk

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chase and shot off. Turns out someone
had broke in, but they scarpered when

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heard us coming. We were first on the
scene.

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Was there much taken?

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Not until we got there.

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Oh, I see, yeah.

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It's a shame we weren't in the Black
Mariah.

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Can't get along in them panda cars, you
know. Yeah, we were sat on boot trying

251
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,060
to close it when the CID boys turned up.

252
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,310
Did they see it?

253
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,410
Did they?

254
00:13:08,411 --> 00:13:11,619
Balls. Balls. Them plain clothes clouds.
They couldn't spot a robbery in a

255
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,479
strange way.

256
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,799
We had six toasters and a food processor
in the back seat. They never saw them

257
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,850
either. Bloody hell.

258
00:13:16,851 --> 00:13:18,759
So where's all this stuff now, then?

259
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,719
In his flat.

260
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,270
If you were in my lounge now, you'd
swear I'd just won on the generation

261
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:33,980
Nobody bothered about calories and
cholesterol in the old days.

262
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,200
We didn't give a toss.

263
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:38,290
Not now, though. I know. You've got to
be dead careful now.

264
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,250
You liked it, you ate it. It was as
simple as that.

265
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:42,529
He's right.

266
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,290
Nowadays, it's fat -free this and fat
-free that. It's all a bloody con.

267
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:47,950
It never did us any harm.

268
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,180
It's like a lamb chop. You know, the
best bit of it is the fat.

269
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:53,250
Don't be so stupid, Eddie.

270
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:57,959
Sorry. It's all the same, though, these
days, isn't it? Everything you enjoy,

271
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,319
they're telling you is bad for you.

272
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,019
I know.

273
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,460
Booze, ciggies. You can't win.

274
00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:04,319
Well, they're right about the ciggies,
though, Joan.

275
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,370
Bad news, ciggies.

276
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,980
I enjoy them, though, Duffy.

277
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:12,080
My grandad smoked 60 a day all his life
from being 16.

278
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:16,700
Did he? Yeah, and he liked to pint
ciggie in one hand, pint a beer in the

279
00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:19,959
He never worried about it. He just got
on with his life. That's right.

280
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,280
He knew how to enjoy himself, that
fella.

281
00:14:22,281 --> 00:14:24,519
It'd be a good laugh, then, were he,
Joan?

282
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,570
I don't know, Tanya.

283
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,040
I never knew him. He died when he was
32.

284
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,880
A couple of nice food processes in there
as well.

285
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:37,039
Anyway, as I say, we'll bring the full
listing and anything you can tell at the

286
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,100
bar, we'll give you 10%. Right.

287
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,180
I'll see you soon then, lads.

288
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,979
You're not in the motor?

289
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,150
No, we've got the Black Mariah till
Sunday.

290
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:48,659
You're not expecting a new raid on
Comet, are you? No, Armand is moving

291
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,710
we'll give her a lift.

292
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,000
I'll see you soon, Kev.

293
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,290
Better get off.

294
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,390
Crime can't crack itself.

295
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,770
I'll see you soon, lads.

296
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,220
And take care.

297
00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,670
Is your jungle out there?

298
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,460
Well, Melanie's always wondered about
her real dad, hasn't she?

299
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:07,109
Well, yes, she has, but it's only
recently she's been serious about

300
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:07,949
meet him.

301
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,610
I kind of hoping to find him.

302
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,220
He's the one that gave that name at
agency.

303
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:16,100
Doesn't her mother know where he is? She
wants something to do with it.

304
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,200
Don't she?

305
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:21,040
Well, it broke her heart, didn't it,
when he ran off leaving her pregnant?

306
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,100
Typical man.

307
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,950
That's what I can't understand, you see,
Winnie.

308
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,580
She knows what it's like, and yet she's
done exactly the same.

309
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,590
She's run off and left our Kenneth with
a broken heart.

310
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,350
Typical woman.

311
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,850
She weren't caught until she met our
Kenneth.

312
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,300
On her own, with Melanie, just a baby.

313
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,500
No father to support her.

314
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,520
Took on a lot, did our Kenneth.

315
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,660
Well, he's brought her up, hasn't he?

316
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,810
Of course he has.

317
00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:50,759
I'm surprised he's helping her find him.
He loves her to bits, doesn't he?

318
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,339
Well, I think in his heart of hearts
he's always known that one day she'd

319
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,400
to find a real dad.

320
00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:56,759
Hmm.

321
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,810
Doesn't he mind?

322
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,170
He says he doesn't mind, but he's not
kidding me.

323
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:06,320
Every year when it's mine and Melanie's
birthday, he puts £20 in her card.

324
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,660
This morning, she opens her card,
there's £40 in there.

325
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,980
Now, what does that tell you, Winnie?

326
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,520
He thinks more of her than you.

327
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,280
No, he's spoiling her, isn't he?

328
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,919
And this is why.

329
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,970
Oh, I see.

330
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,500
Oh, you do annoy me sometimes, Winnie.

331
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,580
And you've missed a bit on that mirror.

332
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,460
Is he looking after you, this one?

333
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,200
Yeah, great.

334
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,980
You like him, don't you?

335
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,590
Yeah.

336
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,890
He's better than the last one, singing
detective.

337
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,640
Dad, a bit of dandruff, that's all.

338
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,230
A bit of dandruff?

339
00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:48,019
When you came home with him, I thought
you'd brought Edmund Hillary back. Don't

340
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,070
be tight.

341
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,979
I remember your mam offered him a couple
of sprouts.

342
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,870
He shook his head. I thought he was
going to be in Avalanche.

343
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:58,620
Hi, Donny. Hi, Janice. They're open to
cancel this week. It's Mal's birthday.

344
00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:01,259
I know. I've just come in for half a
drink with girls.

345
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:04,459
Oh, good on you. A girl gives you a
brain, doesn't it? You enjoy yourself,

346
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,510
Finger jaw.

347
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,690
I've got no money.

348
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,350
Couldn't borrow us a few quid, could
you?

349
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:13,190
Bloody hell, Janice. I've spent all my
benefit money on Calvin.

350
00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:14,529
So you should.

351
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,950
25 quid for one ear pierced.

352
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,829
I've only got a fiver left.

353
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,609
And that's for his baby food.

354
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,400
You wouldn't want me to spend that,
would you?

355
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,470
Here, 20 quid. Oh, thanks, darling.

356
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,340
That'll go.

357
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:33,960
Hiya. Make sure the baby gets to them at
all. Of course I will.

358
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:35,199
There you go.

359
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,919
You can have a pint of cider, whatever
these two have in there. Some change for

360
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,180
us to give me here in place.

361
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:43,659
Hey, Janet, I'm surprised you didn't
bring the baby in for us to mind.

362
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,920
Why? Do you want to borrow a pair of his
pampers, busy pants?

363
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:53,260
Why don't you put it on News 10, Ken?

364
00:17:53,261 --> 00:17:58,399
You seemed stumped up that morning,
didn't you? Guilty conscience, was it?

365
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,600
Worried about your son?

366
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:02,939
Don't talk daft. That's why she's coming
in here, you know. Because she thinks

367
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:03,990
you're the father.

368
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:06,639
Even if you're not, it's you she wants
as the father.

369
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,690
Who's she, eh?

370
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,060
Anyway, she won't think he's mine.

371
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,420
Sucked precautions when I went with her.

372
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,530
Fair enough, then.

373
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,080
Told her I'd have to snip.

374
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,000
Fancy a game of cards, lads?

375
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,130
Why, yes, all right.

376
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,190
Come on.

377
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,420
10p a corner, telescope's down and no
swan necking.

378
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,140
Hey, I've got two more for the day trip.

379
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,450
Who's that, then?

380
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:30,439
Hello, Nige.

381
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,899
Oh, what have you brought the Chuckle
Brothers for?

382
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,359
Have you seen the queues coming out of
Yacht Races?

383
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,599
We're not going to get stuck in a
tailback with two traffic cops on board.

384
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,480
Ooh, hey, clean desk up. Nice one, Ken.

385
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,820
All part of the service.

386
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,879
All eyes on you.

387
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,900
All right, son.

388
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,960
Hiya, Liam. How you doing? All right.

389
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,880
Happy birthday, gorgeous.

390
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:54,259
Hey, pack it in. We're not licensed for
that in here. You're going to give old

391
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,310
Tommy a heart attack.

392
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,610
You watching, Tommy?

393
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,500
Yes, please, aye.

394
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:03,129
Hey, full price. There's no student
concessions in here, you know.

395
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,690
You haven't won yourself, Ken?

396
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:05,950
Oh, hell no.

397
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:09,949
Quick, someone throw salt on him. Thank
you, young man. I will have a glass of

398
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,889
the finest bitter in the north of
England.

399
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,180
Well, you're not stopping in here, then,
Ken.

400
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,570
I'll turn that radiator off in a minute.

401
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,750
That's the only thing keeping him alive.

402
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,940
The fact that they made that a pint is
that good?

403
00:19:23,941 --> 00:19:26,559
You're going to be done with that one.

404
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,520
I'm going to search one chicken.

405
00:19:53,741 --> 00:20:00,009
He said, no enough about that, lads.
You've had enough dogs in your time.

406
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:03,149
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a minute.
I've been with some beauties in my time,

407
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,830
lad. Yeah, and he got receipts off some
of them. Hey.

408
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,470
Hey, it's an over.

409
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,740
Come here.

410
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,520
Yeah.

411
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,650
Come on, I'm Big Boy's Beano, or what?

412
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:17,730
Big Bo... The what? Big Boy's Beano. Day
out at York Races, Ben.

413
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,430
At night, the Bamboo Club.

414
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:23,109
Comedian, pole dancers, couple of
sisters of the art. What are they called

415
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:23,889
again, Ken?

416
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,170
Twin Chiefs. Then?

417
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,150
Back here for a lock -in, eh, Ken?

418
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,150
Just sorted it out with the blood.

419
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:30,690
Are you up for it or what?

420
00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:34,530
Aye. Aye, but who do you think?

421
00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:37,149
Don't worry about that. We'll sort it
out in a day.

422
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:40,110
Oh, erm... Well, aye, all right, but,
listen, Mum's the one.

423
00:20:40,111 --> 00:20:43,149
OK. You're going to have to tell her.
She's bound to find out. I bet no -one

424
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,189
bathed again.

425
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,240
Good lad.

426
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,770
You could count on you, pal.

427
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,730
Right, lads, I'll see you later, OK?

428
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,360
Right,

429
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:54,560
Duffy.

430
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,190
You to go.

431
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,510
I'm stuck in, Ken.

432
00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,710
Yeah,

433
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,760
I'm stuck in as well, actually, Ken.

434
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,819
Bloody hell, I'm jinxed, mate. Look at
that. Jack, Queen, King.

435
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,870
Look at that, Ken.

436
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,320
He must be looking low.

437
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,340
Oh, yeah. Me and Dennis, that's you.

438
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:11,640
Have you had a good day?

439
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:15,140
No great, but it's getting a lot better
now.

440
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:18,700
Hey, steady on, Charlie, Charlie.

441
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,530
Listen, I was speaking to my mammy
earlier and she was bursting to meet

442
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,100
What are you saying?

443
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:30,300
Oh. Well, she wants to know if you're
good enough for her wee baby boy.

444
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,940
Oh.

445
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,650
Well, I'd love to meet her.

446
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:37,360
Well, hang off just now. We don't want
to disappoint her just yet.

447
00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:38,649
Cheeky son.

448
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,629
I'm only joking. I'm sure she'll love
you.

449
00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,749
Well, it depends on what you've been
telling her.

450
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,390
You've got a wee thing in your eye.

451
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:46,380
It's an eyelash.

452
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:47,870
You'd better make a wish.

453
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,550
What do you wish for?

454
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,880
I can't tell you that.

455
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,650
If I tell you that, then it won't come
true.

456
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:07,460
Well, if it's the same thing I'm wishing
for, I hope it does.

457
00:22:27,261 --> 00:22:29,349
Another, my love?

458
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:30,400
Yes.

459
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:33,850
Are you having one, Tommy?

460
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,690
No. You stay on your own. You're in a
round.

461
00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,349
It's your what?

462
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,590
Yeah. It's not so good, babe.

463
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:41,900
Here, smell it.

464
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,610
Can't tell, Tommy. Don't suck mild.

465
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,840
That's why there's nobody in.

466
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,000
That big lazy pig, he don't look after
his ale, does he?

467
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:05,739
Doesn't he?

468
00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:09,919
No, he's to visit playing cards with
them two creeps over there. And they'd

469
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,150
out as long as they got after time at
weekend.

470
00:23:12,151 --> 00:23:17,919
Melanie's a nice enough girl, but she's
clueless when it comes to pulling a

471
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,300
pint. Clueless.

472
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,970
It makes you wonder why we bother coming
in here, doesn't it?

473
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:35,209
Hope you aren't smoking in here, Liam.
You've seen Ken Stein, haven't you?

474
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,650
No, if you like, yeah. Aye.

475
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,050
Are you stalking me?

476
00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:42,940
Turn it in, will you?

477
00:23:42,941 --> 00:23:47,029
Here, listen, just go on the big boys
beano thing every year, Mags. Oh, aye,

478
00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:47,929
never miss.

479
00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,630
Aye. Yeah, it's a good day out, Liam.

480
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:54,309
I'm not falling to it, like, but, to be
true, I've never been to the races. I

481
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,089
don't quite know what it's like, do you
know what I mean?

482
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:58,919
I mean, Big Law's been a couple of
times, and he says it's cracking, but...

483
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,779
My granny and grandad used to always
teach us that gambling was the fastest

484
00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,890
to hell and the shortest road out your
bed.

485
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,970
Whatever happens.

486
00:24:04,971 --> 00:24:08,639
So anyway, don't want to lose too much
money, but I suppose it'll be all right,

487
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,690
yeah?

488
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,400
All righty, lads. I shall.

489
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,770
Two years later.

490
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,120
The jamming get.

491
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,310
He could have someone's eye out with
that.

492
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:26,610
Dad, we're going in a bit. Can I take a
bottle of wine with us?

493
00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:27,849
Bloody hell.

494
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,960
We'll take it out the hour of work
tonight.

495
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,060
Hour? What hour?

496
00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:34,180
Ten minutes more, like. Go on, it's your
birthday, innit?

497
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,010
Go on, then, bugger -lugs.

498
00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:39,870
Aw, thanks, Dad.

499
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,760
I'll see you right when I get my
glasses.

500
00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:46,060
I'm just going to change my shoes and
put a bit of lip here.

501
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,470
Did you see that scruffy guy?

502
00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:56,380
Too tight to put his hand in his pocket
and buy him a bottle of wine.

503
00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:58,370
I don't know what she sees in him.

504
00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:01,480
Bet he hasn't even got her a decent
present.

505
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,580
I bet he has, Ken.

506
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:05,720
20p.

507
00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:07,050
Go on, I'll go 20p.

508
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,270
Yeah, go on, 20p.

509
00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:13,590
Er, go on, I'll raise you 50.

510
00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:15,280
50p?

511
00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:16,540
50p.

512
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:20,369
You've been looking at these cars while
we've been in the bogs, haven't you?

513
00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:21,470
Have a balls, come on.

514
00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:22,860
Yeah, right.

515
00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:24,070
I'm back in. So am I.

516
00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:26,570
No wonder I was playing cards with you
two.

517
00:25:26,571 --> 00:25:28,689
Yeah, well, you shouldn't be cheating
then, should you?

518
00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:29,740
I wasn't cheating.

519
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:31,590
He was. I saw him looking.

520
00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:33,140
You played.

521
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:34,530
Yeah, he saw me die, yeah.

522
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:41,210
I was supposed to play cards with
Moldoff and stack that on my back.

523
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:44,250
Come on, get him down again.

524
00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:46,530
Pair of wimps. Come on.

525
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,080
Feel again.

526
00:25:48,081 --> 00:25:52,999
No sign of a truce after the Wayne the
Wardrobe incident, Joe.

527
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,660
I don't care anymore. I'm sick of
apologising.

528
00:25:56,380 --> 00:26:00,439
Well, if you want my advice... Here we
go, Denise Robertson. All right, please

529
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,580
yourself. Come on, then.

530
00:26:01,581 --> 00:26:05,719
You want to take her a couple of bottles
of that Bacardi Breezer back?

531
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,770
They love that stuff.

532
00:26:06,771 --> 00:26:10,279
A couple of bottles of that and a bit of
grovelling from you.

533
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,359
Before you know it, you'll be back on
the slot machine.

534
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,550
It's your pot time, three bells, hold
your plums and lock. No way.

535
00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,750
It's got to be worth giving it a go,
Joe.

536
00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:20,819
Oh, well, that's the kind of thing you'd
do, innit? Turn chicken, go in there

537
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:21,900
waving the white flag.

538
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:25,339
I don't have to, pal. I'm not the one
that's stuck in the box, am I? Yeah,

539
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,480
I'm sticking to me guns.

540
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,150
I've done enough grovelling and that's
final.

541
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,920
Can we let this drop now?

542
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,010
Well,

543
00:26:33,011 --> 00:26:37,399
it's up to you, son, but if you don't do
something soon, you'll have pissed on

544
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,450
your chips.

545
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,530
As well as her shoes.

546
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:45,420
I wonder what he'll be cooking for you,
love.

547
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,250
I don't know. It's a surprise.

548
00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,840
How long have you been courting him now,
Mel?

549
00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:54,689
She can tell you in days, minutes or
seconds, Winnie. Oh, like that, is it?

550
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:59,190
lovely. It's about a month now, Winnie.
Yeah, well, you enjoy it while you can,

551
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:01,610
Melanie. It's a lovely time, this.

552
00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:05,970
Till the bubble bursts, and it will,
won't it, Winnie? It will.

553
00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:08,210
Still, it's a lovely time.

554
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:11,850
Oh, I remember when I first met your
grandad.

555
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:13,830
God rest his soul.

556
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:18,070
As soon as I set eyes on him, I knew he
was the one for me.

557
00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:20,050
Did you, Nana? Oh, yes.

558
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:25,529
Oh, it's a wonderful feeling, knowing
that you've just met the man you're

559
00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:27,290
to spend the rest of your life with.

560
00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:31,840
He was going out with your sister at the
time, wasn't he?

561
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,770
I'll see you later, ladies.

562
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,280
Bye, Mum.

563
00:27:44,761 --> 00:27:49,689
I'm gonna get off. Can I get you one
back before I go?

564
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:51,270
Little is it, Duffy? Yeah, go on.

565
00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,760
You have me one, Ken?

566
00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:54,449
Oh, you're not that cock. I'll stay on
my own.

567
00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,500
Okay.

568
00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:59,549
Can I get a pint of bitter before you
go, please, ma 'am?

569
00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:00,600
Yeah.

570
00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:04,890
And, uh, can I have a couple of bottles
of a Cardi B, sir?

571
00:28:05,570 --> 00:28:06,620
Cardi B, sir?

572
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,320
Who's drinking?

573
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:25,979
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574
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:29,579
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575
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